Struggling Authors

Well what can I say me ole lemon drop......... I thought like me men sat and made comparisons.
As for woman strippers I wouldn't want to sit too close. Some of them could do a whole heap of damage if they move too quickly in your direction.

Ain't that the truth...

wouldn't fancy one on the end of my nose as a wart though

Mmmmm (thinks for a long time about time).
I dunno, be an interesting conversation starter and you'd never be short on company.

There speaks a man of great wisdom me thinks.
I suppose you could have a bag specially made for it, to cover it up and keep it warm. Maybe rainbow coloured or stripes?
Yet another conversation piece because folk would be curious about it.

Sounding like the voice of experience there CQ

Let's leave it there, shall we?